Employee of unnamed delivery company: *Unnamed company* How can I help you?
Me: Hi, I'd like to order an arrangement. Is it possible to just do a whole arrangement of chocolate dipped bananas?
EUDC: We do have a box of dipped bananas.
Me: No, I'm talking about like, a bouquet. Those are just chunks in a box.
Me: Is it possible to do whole bananas and not just chunks?
EUDC: (long pause) Um, I don't.... know. That may look a little... odd.
Me: But is it possible.
EUDC: It will look rather.... phallic.
Me: You know, it would be really just awesome if you could maybe shape them into penises (Peni? What is the plural of penis anyway?) before you dip them.
Me: Who wouldn't want an arrangement of chocolate banana penises?