Employee of unnamed delivery company: *Unnamed company* How can I help you?
Me: Hi, I'd like to order an arrangement. Is it possible to just do a whole arrangement of chocolate dipped bananas?
EUDC: We do have a box of dipped bananas.
Me: No, I'm talking about like, a bouquet. Those are just chunks in a box.
EUDC: OK.
Me: Is it possible to do whole bananas and not just chunks?
EUDC: (long pause) Um, I don't.... know. That may look a little... odd.
Me: But is it possible.
EUDC: It will look rather.... phallic.
Me: EXACTLY!!
EUDC:...........
Me: You know, it would be really just awesome if you could maybe shape them into penises (Peni? What is the plural of penis anyway?) before you dip them.
EUDC: ..........
Me: Who wouldn't want an arrangement of chocolate banana penises?
EUDC: *click*
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4 comments:
I think my favorite part was, "It will look rather.... phallic."
bbbbbbbbbbwahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
I know you were sending those to me for my birthday, right? RIGHT?!!
Too. Damn. Funny.
Mr G- I figured I lost her by that point. But it was exactly what I was picturing in my head.
Kat- I would totally send you a chocolate banana penis bouquet!
Mrs X
HAHAHAHA!!!
Love your place here & glad I visted via Kat :D
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