Monday, July 21, 2008

Like I'm the First Person to Ask For It

Employee of unnamed delivery company: *Unnamed company* How can I help you?

Me: Hi, I'd like to order an arrangement. Is it possible to just do a whole arrangement of chocolate dipped bananas?

EUDC: We do have a box of dipped bananas.

Me: No, I'm talking about like, a bouquet. Those are just chunks in a box.

EUDC: OK.

Me: Is it possible to do whole bananas and not just chunks?

EUDC: (long pause) Um, I don't.... know. That may look a little... odd.

Me: But is it possible.

EUDC: It will look rather.... phallic.

Me: EXACTLY!!

EUDC:...........

Me: You know, it would be really just awesome if you could maybe shape them into penises (Peni? What is the plural of penis anyway?) before you dip them.

EUDC: ..........

Me: Who wouldn't want an arrangement of chocolate banana penises?

EUDC: *click*

4 comments:

mr_g said...

I think my favorite part was, "It will look rather.... phallic."

Haphazardkat said...

bbbbbbbbbbwahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

I know you were sending those to me for my birthday, right? RIGHT?!!

Too. Damn. Funny.

Anonymous said...

Mr G- I figured I lost her by that point. But it was exactly what I was picturing in my head.

Kat- I would totally send you a chocolate banana penis bouquet!

Mrs X

Peaceful said...

HAHAHAHA!!!
Love your place here & glad I visted via Kat :D