Flavor of a Smurf

"I can't believe I just watched Flavor Flav's new reality show. I think my IQ just went down a few points."

"He's real?"

"What?"

"Flavor Flav is a real person?"

"Yes Mr X, Flavor Flav is a real person. What did you think he was?"

"I figured it was like Mrs Dash or something."

"Mrs Dash? Are you serious?"

"Well, that or a cartoon."

"Mr X. I think I am going to die. I can't believe I'm going to ask this. What cartoon did you think he was from?"

"I don't know. Like the Smurfs I guess. Or the Snorks because the Snorks were the Smurfs of the Sea right?"

"Oh Cheese."

"So he's real?"

"I'm dying."

"Maybe he could be one of those Ninja Turtles?"

"Stop!"

"The Justice League?"

"I'm leaving the room now."

"A friend of Yogi Bear?"

"Killing me!"

"Is this like that time you told me that it wasn't Jennifer Beals' ass I was drooling over in Flashdance? That was not a guy...........


Honey?"