Stye. Ow. Can't see very well. Driving is fun.
Also, lots of pretty yellow gunk all over bad eye.
Does not feel good. I do not feel good.
Send percocet. And eye patch.
I am scaring small children.
*Tomorrow: Easter peeps take over my kitchen. Or how we're explaining cause and effect. Pictures included.
**Does anyone know an easy way to get burnt marshmallow off the microwave?