We were in a restaurant. A really nice restaurant. The kind with cloth napkins and people taking your order instead of the garbled voice of a teenager through a speaker at the drive-thru.
I was so looking forward to a nice thick steak (something I never would have touched before this pregnancy but is now a constant craving).
The waiter turned and asked me what I would like.
I opened my mouth and..........
Or more specifically, a mouth so full that I could not speak.
My mouth was suddenly so full of gum that I could no longer close it.
No matter how much gum I pulled out of my mouth, more would quickly take it's place. I was starting to panic but everyone around me just watched as though this were all perfectly normal.
"I'll just bring you a nice plate of chicken parmesan."
NO!! I hate chicken parmesan! I want steak!
But all I managed to do was spit out more gum.
I'm not sure what it all means but at least it wasn't as bad as that ice cream truck dream.