Look! I love duckies! Quack Quack, Ducky!
Where'd he go? Mamas? Did you see my Ducky?
Aw Dangit woman! Whywhywhywhy?
You're so mean!! You evil wretched woman! I want my Ducky!!
Get it out!
getitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitoutgetitout!!!!
You're just not right in the head, you know? What kind of crazy gets her kicks out of torturing a poor sweet boy like me?
There. Happy? Are you amused now? Was it fun to watch me spin in circles trying to get my Ducky?
Just so you know, I'll be waking you up every 2 hours for no apparent reason. Something about ducks, I think.
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