Going Down In the History Books....

Me: "Is this what I think it is?"

Mr X: "Um.... Yeah?"

"You got me a....."

"Well, the timing just worked out that way but, Happy Mother's Day! Honey?"

"It's a stun gun."

"And a case for it. See?"

"You got me a stun gun for Mother's day."

"It's easy to work. Just turn it on here, touch the person and push that button."

"It's a stun gun."

"Uh-huh."

"Are you trying to kill me?"

"Wha????"

"You armed me, the person who cut herself with a butter knife, with a stun gun. Are you trying to kill me?"

"Funny. It's not going to kill anyone. Here, try it out on me."

"Why? Do you want to end up one of those e-mail stories my parents pass around? A story that people everywhere insist happened to a friend of their cousins' proctologist?"

"I'll put a pillow on the floor to break my fall it will be fine."

"Don't tempt me. Hey, do you think it would be unethical to use this on the moles?"